One man’s story should serve as a warning to domain name registrants.
Blake Smith is a savvy internet user. After all, he runs a web consulting business. In his role he’s ordered dozens of domain names from GoDaddy for both himself and his clients.
One of his clients orders domains at GoDaddy frequently enough that he decided to set up an account specifically for him, and even added the one-click payment option with GoDaddy where your credit card information is saved. It made it a lot easier to order, but also to make a mistake.
And that’s just what happened a couple months ago. Smith’s client, who we’ll call Darin (because that’s his real name), asked him to order a domain.
“I was downloading a big project file when I started getting text messages from Darin telling me he needed me to buy a domain fast!” Smith recounts. “I couldn’t really stop my download but told Darin as soon as I could I would get his order taken care of.”
Really, Blake? Is that what happened?
“OK, technically that ‘download’ thing was a euphemism,” he admits. “I was sitting on the toilet when these urgent texts came through. As soon as I could I ordered the domain betterthanfred.com for Darin. I went to GoDaddy, saw the word “Available,” clicked on purchase, checked the stupid agreement check boxes and bought it. Done!”
Moments later he received a purchase confirmation that read “GoDaddy.com Order Confirmation – … Name Registration $10.87 BETTERTHAN…”
Mission accomplished, all while sitting on the toilet.
It wasn’t an important domain, it was more of a joke.
“It turns out that Darin was at a meeting with a guy named Fred. Fred’s an important web commerce guy and Darin was joking about how he had a site that was better than Fred’s this and better than Fred’s that; A little amusing one-upmanship. While Fred was gone from the table for something, Darin sprang into action to snag this amusing betterthanfred.com site so he could joke that no matter what Darin would have a site that was better than Fred. It was pretty funny and I was happy to have helped.”
He was happy until Darin received his credit card bill the next month. Darin called Smith and asked him if he ordered a $10,000 domain name on his credit card.
“You know how they say in novels, ‘his blood ran cold’ and it sounds cliché?” asks Smith.
“It’s not as cliché as you might think. I told Darin I’d come right over. With just a few minutes of checking I realized I’d somehow purchased one of GoDaddy’s so-called premium domain names. I couldn’t even imagine how that could have happened. I mean yeah, I’d been in a hurry to help Darin with his urgent purchase – but the website had said available and from my perspective $10,000 makes it pretty frigging far from ‘available’. That’s way the hell over in ‘unavailable’ land.”
Fortunately for Smith, Darin is his neighbor and they have a good relationship. Darin tried to work with GoDaddy and American Express to undo the transaction. But keep in mind that GoDaddy had sold the domain on behalf of someone else, who already had his check in hand. And technically, Darin had authorized Blake to make the purchase.
“I’ve been working with Darin on ways to pay off the ridiculous debt,” said Smith. And maybe we’ll even figure out a way to make the domain profitable at some point – Darin’s got a lot of great ideas. For the moment though, it is a giant GoDaddy albatross rotting around my neck. I’m sure if Darin reads this he’ll appreciate the Samuel Taylor Coleridge reference.”
This has been one painful lesson for Smith, especially since he prides himself on being aware of these sorts of things.
“The worst part of it for me – besides the awful, nerve-wracking feeling of having made a $10,000 mistake – is that I’m also way too familiar with the process that made this error so simple. I was in a hurry. I was looking for a specific word “available.” I saw that word and ignored all the other things that should have warned me I was about to make a $10,000 mistake.
“When I’m not doing web work my hobby is skeptical activism and a large part of it has to do with people mistakenly identifying things as ghosts, bigfoot, etc. The psychology behind some of the common mistakes we make is fascinating, unless they’re happening to me. But I fell prey to something called inattentional blindness. And it’s the same kind of error that makes it so dangerous to text while driving. My attention was focused on the wrong thing and I saw the tree and missed the forest completely. GoDaddy had plenty of information to show me what the price was – I just couldn’t see it in my rush to help Darin get “betterthanfred.com” before Fred came back. It reminds me a lot of the classic psychology experiment with counting basketball passes.”
It’s certainly a painful lesson. But I’m also trying to picture the guy who sold the domain through GoDaddy. He had just registered the domain earlier this year, and quickly sold it for $10,000. He probably hit the ceiling, although reading this story might make him feel at least a little sorry for the buyer.