A lot of people laff at the fact that I watch JJ, without realizing she presents a clear strategic and logical progression of questions in discovering the “legal truth” in disputes. Some of the most egotistical defendants and plaintiffs have had their “cases” derailed with JJ’s specific line of questioning. Once you’ve seen her show for a month, you can see her pattern. (She even jokes to her longtime bailiff on how the person in her sights is literally falling into her trap – like a chess game and she’s rolling to a checkmate with no way to stop it.)

It’s amazing to see the squirming of people who have convinced themselves they are right, and then in front of 10 million viewers, have their “logic” splayed like a plucked chicken on the butcher block.

So, my advice for the doofus who tried to justify owning ScarlettJohansson.com is, watch Judge Judy for a week before presenting your case. (This is not a joke post, what I learned from watching JJ helped me win several court decisions in the last few years, and never lost one).

[...] Scarlett Johansson this week won ScarlettJohansson.com in a domain name arbitration case so this could be a sign of things to come.  Enjoyed [...]

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WIPPO
World Internet Property Protection Organization

This is what happens when you have a hard to spell and odd first + last name!